omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you’re welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
Posts that scream 100k
I want you to know that I’m sitting here like Victor Frankenstein going oh shit what have I done
Such a good reminder that there are people out there who enjoy doing seemingly silly little inconsequential jobs. It’s not the job they hate, it’s being treated like undervalued shit.
Making fun of bi women married to men and het trans people makes you a loser btw and it’s not going to get you any pussy or clout, it just makes you look like an asshole. Pride month PSA
people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up
[Upon death, GOD and I are sitting in a theatre watching a compilation of all my previous lives]
[I am getting increasingly frustrated as I realize no matter what, every single life ends in a beheading no matter how out of place for the location/time period]
[GOD thinks this is the funniest shit and I’m just not having it ]
ALT