stariousfalls:

just_adora_being_adora.mp4 (pt.1 because I’ve only gone through the first season so far lol)

thecartoon7:

ripeteeth:

optimisticvirtuoso:

ripeteeth:

ripeteeth:

ripeteeth:

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

image

you’re welcome

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

Posts that scream 100k

I want you to know that I’m sitting here like Victor Frankenstein going oh shit what have I done

where’s all those kisses

telltaletypist:

thecartoon7:

telltaletypist:

penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock

why the fuck is penis parker a girl

are you new here?

clevermanka:

only-tiktoks:

Such a good reminder that there are people out there who enjoy doing seemingly silly little inconsequential jobs. It’s not the job they hate, it’s being treated like undervalued shit.

954effpurple:

deeply and passionately kissing a maiden named iced water

damazcuz:

tip:

You can replace therapy with 10-14 hours of a game. But watch out.

skullmalice:

alphedhel:

soloveitchik:

Making fun of bi women married to men and het trans people makes you a loser btw and it’s not going to get you any pussy or clout, it just makes you look like an asshole. Pride month PSA

Queer mlw relationships are as valid as every other queer relationship

willowcrowned:

people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up

jame7t:

[Upon death, GOD and I are sitting in a theatre watching a compilation of all my previous lives]

[I am getting increasingly frustrated as I realize no matter what, every single life ends in a beheading no matter how out of place for the location/time period]

[GOD thinks this is the funniest shit and I’m just not having it ]

maarigolds:

Somebody help him

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

saywhat-politics:

Clarence Thomas benefitted from Affirmative Action in his own life, and now pulls the ladder up behind him.  What a fucking disgrace.  — BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) June 29, 2023ALT

Another tweet pointed this out, but the group that has benefited the most from AA is white women so I’m dragging Amy Coney Barret into this too